Here's the first one.

Already I know I'm going to hate doing this blog. Normally I stop reading blathering bullshit as soon as I get too pissed off to continue. But no more. Now I will sit through achingly long broadcasts of hate mongers and lazy pundits just projectile vomiting gobbledygook to keep the camera on their pancake lathered faces. I will read, all the way to the end, the rambling contrite works of opinion passed off as news reporting or observation. I know giving name to one's enemy makes them stronger but I just gotta point out the flaws in the Emperor's tailor.

For example: http://www.seattleweekly.com/2010-09-01/music/in-defense-of-courtney/. Go ahead, read it. Then come back to this. I'll list the flaws in this diatribe in order of appearance.

1. "It's not her, Seattle, it's you." No it isn't. At no point in this rant does the author provide any evidence that Seattle and its citizens have ever unfairly criticized Courtney Love. In fact, she does point out that all of the things Ms. Love has been criticized for are either reasonable or unimportant to her, the author. Except for one parenthetical aside...